So while we've been arguing about whether AI will take our jobs, someone built an LLM agent that breaks into servers, steals credentials, moves through a network, encrypts databases, and drops a ransom note. Fully autonomous. No human at the keyboard after pressing go. Sysdig published the report this month. They're calling it JadePuffer. It got in through a Langflow bug that lets anyone run code on the server without authenticating. After that, the agent took over. Dumped the database. Pulled every credential file it could find. Started going through cloud storage buckets looking for passwords. The crazy part, when one of its requests came back in the wrong format, the agent figured it out, rewrote its own code, and kept going. It went from a failed login to a working exploit in 31 second...